Friday, February 11, 2011

F2P my ASS

Its about as free to play as WoW

You have to be a subscriber to connect to the servers at "peak" times. So wait you have to pay? to log on? I FUCKING SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! So here I am after finishing the download... Log in... cool .... select server.... cool... connect..... why is it shaded out? are servers down? no.... you have to be a subscriber to log in currently.... what... the.... fuck..... is.... this....shit.....

Free aka bad mmos

Well I let my WoW subscription lapse in anticipation for rift but sadly RIFT beta doesn't start back up for a few days and RIFT doesn't go live till the 24th. SO i need to take up my time with something so i will be downloading and trying out f2p mmo's/games  then returning here to give you the news which will most likely be terrible. Up to the chopping block first is a game called KNIGHT online.....

Monday, February 7, 2011

RIFT beta

Just thought I would share that the next RIFT beta is open to everyone 

Give it a shot 

Come to Wolfsbane and add me: Walmart 

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Doesn't work

A waste of god damn pixels 

I'd rather slam my face repeatedly into the floor than play this game. No multi-player!  Controls don't work! Each opponent has a specific attack that you have to spam to kill them and you can't do that because the controls don't work! The fighting is slow which doesn't really matter because the controls don't work! The scoring system is awful and penalizes you for fighting in a manner that isn't repetitive, that you can't possibly control because THE CONTROLS DON'T WORK! Most actions result in either an opposite action or more likely your character will move its arms up in down in a generic fighting pose while getting pummeled in the face..... slowly 

also.......... The controls don't work.... did I mention that?