Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Doesn't work


A waste of god damn pixels 

I'd rather slam my face repeatedly into the floor than play this game. No multi-player!  Controls don't work! Each opponent has a specific attack that you have to spam to kill them and you can't do that because the controls don't work! The fighting is slow which doesn't really matter because the controls don't work! The scoring system is awful and penalizes you for fighting in a manner that isn't repetitive, that you can't possibly control because THE CONTROLS DON'T WORK! Most actions result in either an opposite action or more likely your character will move its arms up in down in a generic fighting pose while getting pummeled in the face..... slowly 

also.......... The controls don't work.... did I mention that?






18 comments:

  1. Oh, my friend got this. I should let him know before he opens it.

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  2. Do the controls really not work, and is your controller not turned on? ;D

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  3. sounds piss-poor, but a good, honest review nonetheless.

    thanks!

    follow'd!

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  4. guess i wont be trying this one haha

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  5. I saw this getting reviewed at another site..1/10 seriously, it was that bad.

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  6. Totally agree with that..

    wiepa.blogspot.com

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  7. So how were the controls? xD

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  8. Why would they make a game so bad? :(

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  9. haha, oh what happened? were you expecting it to be good?
    I never heard about this fighting game before

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  10. Wow, sounds worse than dr jekyll and mr hyde.

    And you probably know how bad that is.

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  11. i liked the review haha but i agree this game is terrible! You have style!, followed.

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  12. lol I love the first sentence of this post.

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  13. I fucking HATED this game.

    http://www.tameric.blogspot.com/

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