A waste of god damn pixels
I'd rather slam my face repeatedly into the floor than play this game. No multi-player! Controls don't work! Each opponent has a specific attack that you have to spam to kill them and you can't do that because the controls don't work! The fighting is slow which doesn't really matter because the controls don't work! The scoring system is awful and penalizes you for fighting in a manner that isn't repetitive, that you can't possibly control because THE CONTROLS DON'T WORK! Most actions result in either an opposite action or more likely your character will move its arms up in down in a generic fighting pose while getting pummeled in the face..... slowly
also.......... The controls don't work.... did I mention that?